Hello!!! I'm in an exceptionally good mood today because I rode my bike in to work this morning it was the first commute of the season. Starting the day off like that always helps wake me up before I get to work so I don't need the usual hour of "don't talk to me"I don't know about you but I usually do 1 of 2 things while I'm working out. 1) thinking of amusing scenarios that distract me, I have been known to laugh out loud while working out or 2) removing myself from my body and it's like I'm not even there, this is saved for the really long hard workouts. So with the half marathon it got me to thinking what are other people thinking about while they run and I started with some of the people I know.
G: "Don't poop my pants, don't poop my pants, Don't pants my poop, ahhh"
When I asked her how accurate this was she said "When I'm not thinking of pooping my pants I'm thinking about catching the @*#! in front of me!"
K: "Ain't I pretty, Ain't I pretty, my a*$ has got to look hot in these shorts, there's got to be a cute boy at the finish to kiss!"
When I told her this she laughed acknowledging it was kinda of accurate
N: "What kind of music to Leprechauns listen to? ShamROCK Oh my gosh why do I keep reading these road signs I know the next one is going to be just as lame. I'm going to burn 1,000 calories and I've only eaten 200 that means I can have ____ beers at the finish line party, Why did the Leprechaun cross the street? DOH stop reading those!"
S: I had no idea what she'd think about and when I asked she said WORK!!!!
Now what was I thinking as I was riding my bike to work this morning? "Don't run me over, don't run me over, don't run me over, Trail CLOSED nooooo, ok detour.. don't run me over, weeeeeeeeeee"
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| Halleluiah I didn't poop my pants! |
What do you think about while you are exercising?

7 comments:
This is cracking me up!!! Usually during short races it is "Don't throw up...don't throw up!" Long ones my mind wanders a lot between people I see and motivating myself to keep going. While on training runs I am usually planning the weekend and how I'm going to fit in fun and chores!
Oh yeah that's another common one, I've only thrown up after a triathlon :-)
Miller Lite or Coors Light...
That's what I think about
This is a different way to set up a blog...with the pics first...I like it!
I was trying something new and couldn't decide if it was user friendly or not, I'll give it another week and see how it goes.
I would like to say that I think of how to solve the world's problems, but I usually think of nothing. I mean, I have thoughts but I can't remember them. I am sure they are a mish mosh of whatever is happening in my life. I do think of blog posts sometimes!
When I work out, I generally think of what the outcome will be...Which for me is to finally look super cute in clothes!! Being a big girl my whole life, its kinda nice to think that one day I will be able to walk into a store and buy clothes off the rack and have no problems with that. It might be a bit vain, but I just imagine myself in a cute outfit!!
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